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Here
at the Far-Flung Ryan-Silva Media Empire we recognize that
there were important forms of media even before the Internet.
The most important of these, of course, was the snide t-shirt.
Now
the Far-Flung Ryan-Silva Media Empire offers its very own
line of insouciant yet comfortable cottonwear.
All
designs are printed on extra-durable white Hanes Beefy Ts
with the Far-Flung logo on the back. We have no idea where
they're made but we prefer to believe that they're sewn together
by happy, well-paid workers in clean, safe factories. What?
We can't hear you; we're holding our hands over our ears.
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NEW!
These Military Experts
Agree: Invading Iraq is a Bad Idea. Looking scruffy
while protesting wars went out in the 60s (Somebody
please tell A.N.S.W.E.R.). It's the 00s, and now you
can fight The Man while looking fabulous in this very
informative all-cotton Beefy-T.
We
make no money from this shirt; it is enough for us to
know that we're getting the word out about the critical
shortage of little Jeffersonian democrats in Iraq.
Operators
are standing by!
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Eye-catching
shirt front
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Informative
shirt back
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OLD!
Mishmish the Dog Has a Posse. They're iterative
of derivative -- so postmodern, we're surprised Umberto
Eco wears anything else!*
Operators
are standing by!
*
OK, we're not really all that surprised.
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Iconic
baladi dog on shirt front
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Classic
Ryan-Silva Media Empire logo on shirt back
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JUST
BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE DOESN'T MEAN YOU
CAN'T GET NOTICED
Not
with these attention-grabbing t-shirts from the Far-Flung
Ryan-Silva Media Empire!
MY
GENERATION MADE MILLIONS FROM THE INTERNET REVOLUTION
AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.
This design is so old that it is now ironic for a completely
different reason. Be just like the Internet whiz kids
of the 90s by emerging from that decade with nothing
but a t-shirt and a copy of The Cluetrain Manifesto.
Order
Now
OBEY
MISHMISH
Mishmish the dog has a posse! Your friends will think
you're uber-hip when you condescendingly explain to
them that your shirt is derivative of the countercultural
works of Shepard
Fairey. You'll enjoy sneering derisively when they
pretend to know who that is.
Order
Now
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