Dick Cheney shot a 78 year-old fellow hunter on a quail-hunting trip this weekend. His spokespeople say it was an accident, and that's probably true. Of course, they said that about Valerie Plame, too, so who knows?

Here's the photo that ABC News is running with its story on the incident:

Look at the gleam in his eye, as if he's thinking, "Man, I could blow me some serious holes in septuagenarians with this baby!"

Now before all you gun-control nuts start taking this as evidence that guns are dangerous, let me just remind you: guns don't shoot people. Vice President Dick Cheney shoots people.