Like the venerable J. Peterman Company, we at the Far-Flung Ryan-Silva Media Empire travel the world to get our ideas for exotic wearables that let you show what's special about you: Class. Style. Sophistication.

That's why we designed the Horsehead Brand Toilet Paper Shirt. Inspired* by a roll of Chinese Horsehead Brand toilet paper we found at the UN guesthouse in Jalalabad, we knew that you would want this shirt to express the real you: Soft. Hygenic. Absorbent.

The shirts come in a variety of fashionable styles.

If you've never used Chinese toilet paper, how can we describe to it to you? This thick pink toilet tissue is stretchier than any paper product has a right to be. Just like this shirt. Thick. Pink. Stretchy. (Pink models only.)

The graphic on the front of the shirt, lovingly scanned from the toilet paper wrapper.

The graphic on the back of the shirt.

Order yours today.


*Some would say "stolen," but we would respond that intellectual property belongs to the workers and peasants.