You can’t see it with her hat on, but the shape of Isabel’s head has already grown remarkably closer to that of a human. The top of her head, which yesterday looked like a Target ad because of the internal fetal monitor and the attempted suction extraction, still features an angry red circle but looks less raw.

Julie felt a bit less well at lunchtime as yesterday’s drugs wore off, but happily, new drugs were brought to replace these and she was doing a lot better by late afternoon. She is recovering well and remains in good spirits. Pinto Bean shows no sign of ill effects from her wrestling match with the umbilical cord. Ryan-Silva women kick ass.

Cara bonita!

Celebrity impressions: "I pity the fool try to take my temperature! Pity the fool!

"You mean I have to spend the next 18 years living with this guy?"