Demonstrating once again the foreign policy sophistication of the Republican-held House of Representatives, the House cafeteria has renamed its french fries and french toast "freedom fries" and "freedom toast." The French, who take great pride in their fries and toast, are no doubt deeply wounded by this clever barb.

Meanwhile, Rep. Barney Frank asks, "If China vetoes [the war resolution], what are we going to call Chinese checkers?"

Anyone for a heaping plate of General Franks's Chicken?